enjoy your party! SCORE 12
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
memorable first customer SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
zero traction SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
every segment on the news SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
slap them SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
scream therapy SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
scary fish! SCORE 7
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
cats find a way SCORE 23
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
working cat SCORE 20