hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
healthy grieving SCORE 34
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 22
have it their way SCORE 16
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
the astley paradox SCORE 19
whatever it takes SCORE 16
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
email pride SCORE 44
one is never an option SCORE 10
it’s the circle of life SCORE 32
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
what a handsome cheetah! SCORE 35
the three settings SCORE 28
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
this is genius SCORE 26
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
take the slide SCORE 26
all natural SCORE 22
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31