Because Reasons SCORE 224
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I yawned! SCORE 10
BROFIST SCORE -2
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Truth. SCORE 183
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Run for your life SCORE 218
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
step brothers SCORE 2
Word! SCORE 20