Needs more butter. SCORE 34
The long con. SCORE 88
You’re hired. SCORE 90
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Malicious Compliance SCORE 108
Took my daughter to a van gogh exhibition SCORE 54
Loved this episode SCORE 101
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
Good luck everyone. SCORE 42
Work, work, work SCORE 66
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
Instant regret SCORE 76
Weezing Jack-o-Lantern SCORE 88
Academics SCORE 44
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 87
Dream big. SCORE 33
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
Savage dad is savage SCORE 80
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Know your role, jabronie. SCORE 62
Perfect spooktober costume SCORE 90
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47