i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
delete my number SCORE 28
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
cats always come first SCORE 27
i can never find the words SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
important psa SCORE 44
irony man SCORE 45
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
oh wow SCORE 48
i also laughed SCORE 56
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
bad ass SCORE 38
clever girl SCORE 40
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
he did it because he could SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
i wonder why SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
so true SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
