my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
very subtle SCORE 17
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
i just love food too much SCORE 21
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
my next hobby SCORE 13
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
happens all the time SCORE 26
gift not included SCORE 20
memes cure everything SCORE 10
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
this is entertainment SCORE 8
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
medical mystery SCORE 25
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
now i really do know SCORE 22
heathens SCORE 36
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
smells like sadness SCORE 16
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
