If Obama was white. SCORE 140
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Ummm… SCORE 214
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
No dogs. SCORE 215
Awkward eye contact. SCORE 296
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Friend approaching from distance. SCORE 173
Microwave: SCORE 183
Hate it when that happens. SCORE 194
I choose you! SCORE 274
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Times have changed. SCORE 300
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Freeze. SCORE 207
I get it now. SCORE 233
