I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 262
Friends forever. SCORE 212
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
Robot love. SCORE 168
How writing works. SCORE 196
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Brains! SCORE 283
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
That’s loyalty. SCORE 168
Wut? SCORE 156
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Catholic meeting today. SCORE 291
Every night. SCORE 199
Peenut. SCORE 160
Be kind. SCORE 193
Cat etiquette. SCORE 190
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Thanks mom. SCORE 194
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243