unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
oh wow SCORE 48
he did it because he could SCORE 37
i can never find the words SCORE 45
must pet the pet SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
irony man SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i wonder why SCORE 39
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
cats always come first SCORE 27
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
delete my number SCORE 28
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
so true SCORE 37
i also laughed SCORE 56
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
clever girl SCORE 40
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62