Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
+ cry. SCORE 118
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Mama no. SCORE 52
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I GUESS SCORE 45
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25