I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Busted! SCORE 31
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I just became more metal SCORE 34
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
She’s doomed SCORE 51
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
15, max. SCORE 51
We both go down, together SCORE 55
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Real American hero SCORE 41
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50