Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Not today. SCORE 205
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
English is weird. SCORE 95
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
How weather works SCORE 68
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
So you like metal? SCORE 144
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Global Warming SCORE 183
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
I would watch this SCORE 110
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
My kind of bed SCORE -71
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Self control SCORE 100
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
