Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Dat cake. SCORE 5
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Things To do. SCORE 16
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
This happens way too often SCORE 11
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
