no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
this is entertainment SCORE 8
memes cure everything SCORE 10
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
medical mystery SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
happens all the time SCORE 26
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
smells like sadness SCORE 16
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
i just love food too much SCORE 21
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
very subtle SCORE 17
my next hobby SCORE 13
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
