that’s not a real fish? SCORE 22
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
puppy love SCORE 21
don’t be shallow SCORE 18
and he’s still blurry in photos SCORE 17
bagpipes are a battle cry SCORE 40
no one your day better than you! SCORE 6
i just… can’t SCORE 29
breathe in, breathe out SCORE 15
rock and roll! SCORE 18
some words just suck SCORE 8
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
always cook before serving SCORE 28
i’m going ham tonight SCORE 5
vertigo SCORE 7
i feel seen SCORE 31
just open it SCORE 12
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10
please stop SCORE 17
it alternates SCORE 25
bring them back SCORE 35
don’t let the anger turn into hate SCORE 13
i’ll do it tomorrow SCORE 9
i guess both teams weren’t having fun SCORE 17
goodbye my queen SCORE 11
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
it’s science SCORE 18
he learned his lesson the hard way SCORE 20
he looks like he’s seen some things SCORE 21
behind you! SCORE 13