I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Uncanny SCORE 150
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 288
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
