Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 52
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Are you even real? SCORE 113
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The life of a book. SCORE 74
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
+ cry. SCORE 118
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I GUESS SCORE 45
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95