When you let your daughter watch Twilight. SCORE 141
Tree rape is real. SCORE 297
Give me all the bacon & eggs you have. SCORE 93
People that set off my car alarm. SCORE 190
It’s Complicated SCORE 142
The Breakfast Club Seating Chart SCORE 14
RAINBOW OREO SCORE 10
Whenever I’m really hungry. SCORE 218
Used to… SCORE 178
Unimpressed Husky is unimpressed SCORE 19
A cupcake for every day of the month. SCORE 507
A snoring humming bird. SCORE 102
The mighty Poseidon. SCORE 250
Oh Tardar Sause :) SCORE 21
I know that feel, bro. SCORE 204
Santa!! SCORE 12
Local Evil Genius Hiring SCORE 12
Whenever I open my Facebook. SCORE 167
Tearable Puns SCORE 132
They’d be a hit. SCORE 165
Be Strong SCORE 145
Do want. SCORE 216
My family must be so proud. SCORE 115
Catch 22. SCORE 249
Muhahahaha SCORE 21
Let the dog decide. SCORE 266
Professor Gandalf. SCORE 260
Parenthood. SCORE 110
Hogwarts House Cup Rules SCORE 193
Silent Night. SCORE 68
Nothing is worse… SCORE 316
Logic SCORE 248