I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Fall. SCORE 122
Kill me now. SCORE 94
Evolutionary success? SCORE 114
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Dikdik SCORE 14
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Low cholesterol. SCORE 104
He knows no pain! SCORE 218
In honor of another season starting… SCORE 105
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Chipotle. SCORE 156
Bullying SCORE 7
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Close to a black hole. SCORE 118
Eminem will get you. SCORE 188
They needs these at all parties! SCORE 131
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
Define normal SCORE 169
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
How Apple feels about your criticism. SCORE 156
When I hear Apple’s payment system will be secure. SCORE 114
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -17
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 8
Pugception. SCORE 133
If Monday morning were a person SCORE 107
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE -1
