are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
’tis the season SCORE 24
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
the fourth sister SCORE 6
business markie SCORE 4
ho-meow-ner SCORE 6
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
pre-coffee demon SCORE 7
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 8
forever air freshener SCORE 29
our time to bite! SCORE 9
so many days lost SCORE 30
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 19
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 22
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 28
species and age? SCORE 31
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
elite toast SCORE 18
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
new life motto SCORE 23
it’s complicated SCORE 15
oddly profound SCORE 17
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17
who wants to try this diet with me? SCORE 19
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 26
be like baby llama SCORE 17
looks unsafe SCORE 36
the machines were right SCORE 42
