It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Accurate. SCORE 9
every time SCORE 215
Me basically. SCORE 181
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Too true SCORE 233
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Words. SCORE 162
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
… SCORE 10
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
your gay SCORE 249
…0-0 SCORE -4
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
me in the shower SCORE 21
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
