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A+divorcing+couple+splitting+up+their+beanie+babies+in+court.
Australian+diver+spots+fish+rocking+a+gold+wedding+ring+in+the+Pacific+Ocean%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful.
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
Yeah+we+can+play+this+game%26%238230%3B
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
What+a+dream+job%26%238230%3B
What a dream job… SCORE 31
Take+care+the+single+ladies.
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
A+hundred+thousand+lawyers%2C+probably.
A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+sea+turtles%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
This+guy+gets+ladies%26%238230%3B
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
It%26%238217%3Bs+more+of+a+canon%2C+no%3F
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 29
Step+up+your+game%2C+IHOP.
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Spot+on%2C+though.
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+do+that+to+the+doge%2C+lady.
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
You+is+beautiful%2C+and+all+that+jazz%2C+baby.
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Tom+cruise+is+an+inspiration.
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Just+older+brother+things%26%238230%3B
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Entitlement+comes+easy%21
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Trust+no+one.
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Crikey%2C+m8%26%238230%3B
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
Miracles+happened+here%26%238230%3B
Miracles happened here… SCORE 10
The+contrast+is+palpable.
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Look+at+you+and+your+wisdom+teeth%26%238230%3B
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Light+it+up+baby%21
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Hello+fren.
Hello fren. SCORE 27
I+wonder+if+they+gave+their+two+weeks%26%238230%3B
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Behind+the+scenes+is+just+awful.
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
How+to+make+the+world+your+focus+group%26%238230%3B
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
For+thine+booty%2C+muh+Lorde.
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
You+gonna+die+clown%21
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Welp%2C+off+to+save+the+world%21
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
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thanks+for+the+flattering+angle
thanks for the flattering angle SCORE 15
oh+yeah
oh yeah SCORE 26
why+no%2C+i+definitely+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+be+using+your+character%26%238217%3Bs+backstory+and+family+for+nefarious+purposes%26%238230%3B
why no, i definitely wouldn’t be using your character’s backstory and family for nefarious purposes… SCORE 12
bodying+the+devil
bodying the devil SCORE 19
the+one+place+I%26%238217%3Bll+never+check
the one place I’ll never check SCORE 21
a+shocking+reveal
a shocking reveal SCORE 37
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