Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
Well, here it is… SCORE 36
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 33
…and then I puked. SCORE 39
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
Meet Nav Bhatia SCORE 84
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Family singalong time! SCORE 24
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
This is fine… SCORE 31
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 19
This owl was once a man… SCORE 35
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 57
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
*spits venom* SCORE 37
My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23
…Nickels! SCORE 69