People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Bookshelf art. SCORE 257
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
Definitely not kosher. SCORE 117
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
Because, reasons. SCORE 34
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
That’s rough. SCORE 192
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Painfully accurate. SCORE 254
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Sad. SCORE 213
When packaging gets clever. SCORE 393
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Askhole. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 170
A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SCORE 154
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Mario mashup. SCORE 74
No ink? SCORE 139
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Attempted noms. SCORE 147