*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Movie Magic SCORE 27
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 40
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 48
I want to believe. SCORE 28
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Olden but golden SCORE 19
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
