The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Fatality SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -19
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
