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George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Satanicly+cheesy%21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Issa+side+quest.
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly+Parton+just+help+cure+AIDS%2C+basically.
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Words.
Words. SCORE 9
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animals+love+playing+the+game+%26%238220%3Bhuman%26%238221%3B
animals love playing the game “human” SCORE 31
not+the+worst+way+to+go%2C+tbh
not the worst way to go, tbh SCORE 17
it%26%238217%3Bs+called+fashion%2C+look+it+up%21
it’s called fashion, look it up! SCORE 11
the+ultimate+vacation+prank
the ultimate vacation prank SCORE 23
the+sound+of+childhood+happening
the sound of childhood happening SCORE 21
richard+simmons+is+a+pretty+good+person
richard simmons is a pretty good person SCORE 28
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