George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
*have SCORE 16
Do the blink! SCORE 23
hello little friend SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Words. SCORE 9