turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
zero traction SCORE 11
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
every segment on the news SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
is this satire? SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
working cat SCORE 20
slap them SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
cats find a way SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
did i stutter? SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
