prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
clever SCORE 29
i always spill SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
they get huge SCORE 22
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
excuse me SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 45
who’s in? SCORE 34
english burn SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i have layers SCORE 32
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
back to bed! SCORE 19
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
