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Love+me+like+a+fat+kid+loves+cake.
He+will+make+a+great+father%2C+someday.
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
The+only+Avengers+Im+interested+in.
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Two+feet+of+snow%2C+roughly.
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
Littering+is+the+the+wurst.
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
How+ants+do+the+walkin%26%238217%3B.
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
The+many+faced+god%3F
The many faced god? SCORE 36
99+bottles+of+beer+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
On+the+way+to+the+100+Acre+Wood
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Forbidden+lobby.
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
Some+dads+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%26%238230%3B+but+that%26%238217%3Bs+OK.
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
A+poem+of+blood+lust.
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Bog+Body+goals.
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
%23hugtheworld%28carefully%29
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
Russian+beaches+seem+nice%26%238230%3B
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
%2Arisky+click%2A
*risky click* SCORE 32
How+is+the+rental+market%2C+son%3F
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
HOA+is+an+emotional+outlet.
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Listen+here%2C+Neil.
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Hiding+ice+cream+from+kids+hacks%26%238230%3B
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
A+salute+to+friendship+and+honour.
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Wind+farms+have+a+certain+vibe+to+them.
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Gym+tricks+you+probably+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know.
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
Do+not+blame+on+the+stars+that+which+comes+from+inside.
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
It+was+worth+a+try+anyway.
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Dads+whom+disappoint.
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Go+ahead%2C+brand+thyself.
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Would+you+like+to+request+your+final+baguette%3F
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Define+Latte%26%238230%3B
Define Latte… SCORE 40
FREEDOM+SOCKS%21
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
Do+not+try+this+at+work.
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
This+ant+is+printed+on+every+single+copy%26%238230%3B+%23antlife
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Gandalf+with+the+pro+gamer+move.
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
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The+four+stages+of+life.
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
Grass+Fence
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dis+cat+cray.
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Rock+bottom.
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 123
The+gun+lamp.
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
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