happy halloween! SCORE 28
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
chew your food SCORE 14
alexa knows me too well SCORE 6
just in case SCORE 18
so much talent SCORE 18
i have so many fans SCORE 15
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
she failed SCORE 25
would watch the extended edition SCORE 24
consider it done SCORE 3
*closes door* SCORE 19
i’ll sleep like a log, too SCORE 9
earmuffs children SCORE 21
nice SCORE 25
dad level expert SCORE 5
night night SCORE 4
new year new me SCORE 6
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 15
that’s one costume idea SCORE 3
he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
i could use a good laugh SCORE 21
food always wins SCORE 19
it’s more comfortable SCORE 17
a true artist SCORE 15
yes, please SCORE 14
they’re watching you SCORE 19
crud SCORE 20
my kind of memorial service SCORE 6
family finds a way SCORE 20
suckers SCORE 23
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11