Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Accurate. SCORE 112
Naming a pet in modern society. SCORE 199
Parking validation. SCORE 127
Probably… SCORE 185
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Being sick. SCORE 140
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Burn! SCORE 216
Genius. SCORE 145
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Homer Votes 2012 SCORE 38
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Disney on ice. SCORE 156
Burn! SCORE 249
Never forget. SCORE 159
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Seal SCORE 28
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
How seasons work. SCORE 158
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Must. Reach. Lamp. SCORE 114
