dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
we are the math problem SCORE 36
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
battle snake SCORE 26
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
species and age, please SCORE 40
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
the dishes… again SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
growing toe beans SCORE 33
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
roger roger SCORE 14
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
potato shaped SCORE 10
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19