you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
the shape of soup SCORE 44
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
rude diet SCORE 36
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
i feel seen SCORE 31
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
call me dr SCORE 32
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
cozy SCORE 36
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
everything is south america now SCORE 46
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
worth every sin SCORE 33
the original American badass SCORE 88
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
oh sweet release SCORE 50
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
fan theories SCORE 33
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45