Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
My kind of bed SCORE -71
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
I would watch this SCORE 110
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Not today. SCORE 205
So you like metal? SCORE 143
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
English is weird. SCORE 95
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Twist! SCORE 138
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Liz… SCORE 123
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62