the interview that never ends SCORE 24
the night awaits SCORE 7
2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22
that’s not leg hair SCORE 20
every morning when i wake up SCORE 31
purrfecting his craft SCORE 28
let him rise SCORE 14
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
my brain lags SCORE 40
buying this book now SCORE 35
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
the best politician SCORE 17
adrian! SCORE 8
hold the line SCORE 23
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 25
if he fits, he sits SCORE 15
bed bugs! SCORE 22
a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21
no reason SCORE 16
dream relationship SCORE 26
you are perfect SCORE 17
just the facts SCORE 10
i’m gonna go home SCORE 41
try throwing a piano SCORE 1
next question SCORE 25
the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 26
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
birds aren’t real SCORE 1