protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she meant it, too SCORE 43
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
5 days a week SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
Lana approves SCORE 76
there were no survivors SCORE 37
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
anchors away! SCORE 22
i hope so! SCORE 21
i am this dog SCORE 20
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
he made his choice SCORE 42
teens with attitude SCORE 27
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
it’s true SCORE 58
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49