Really cute story. SCORE 213
Words. SCORE 254
Makes sense. SCORE 329
Fat Barbie. SCORE 106
Yeah, that’s why you never touch the door handle. SCORE 143
Time for Quidditch practice. SCORE 188
I can relate. SCORE 205
How you think you look. SCORE 204
Attention dogs. SCORE 233
Cats of the world. SCORE 109
A public service announcement. SCORE 159
Yep… SCORE 263
Reality. SCORE 213
The American dream. SCORE 284
Sharing, then and now. SCORE 154
What? A perfect circle?! SCORE 240
Oh great, I left it at home! SCORE 155
Do want. SCORE 241
Weekend in college. SCORE 175
Close enough. SCORE 255
Adolf Hipster. SCORE 215
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you. SCORE 282
It’s okay bro. SCORE 167
Challenge accepted. SCORE 154
Say people! SCORE 197
Moving home… SCORE 159
History of earth via Facebook. SCORE 282
Calories. SCORE 190
Why so happy meal? SCORE 198
Oh look! A penny! SCORE 177
The moments before the scream. SCORE 225
BOOOM! SCORE 170
