My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Accurate. SCORE 113
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
I am home. SCORE 3
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
There was a spider… SCORE 118
What people really hear. SCORE 83
You can see me? SCORE 149
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Surprise me. SCORE 97
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Accuracy SCORE 130
The internet. SCORE 152
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
The Interwebz SCORE 1
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7