The power of barking SCORE 18
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Accurate. SCORE 146
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
2pactopus SCORE 113
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
