When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Every time… SCORE 142
YOLO. SCORE 128
It’s true. SCORE 208
I > You. SCORE 272
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Do want. SCORE 248
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Did you know? SCORE 233
How politics work. SCORE 298
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Sharkspear. SCORE 354
Every time. SCORE 182
Oh really? SCORE 174
