she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
you can never leave SCORE 12
you can keep him SCORE 18
human infested houses SCORE 32
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
productively lazy SCORE 18
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
sometimes you just can’t leave the past in the past SCORE 23
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
and i never will SCORE 41
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
the magic of chrome SCORE 25
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12