Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Eco Bamboo Toothbrush Lets You Replace Bristles SCORE 27
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
This is dysfunctional and I don’t know why. SCORE 28
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
