I don’t always feel my phone vibrate… SCORE 129
Was not expecting that… SCORE 179
Every time I see an Asian. SCORE 165
‘Tis but a scratch. SCORE 231
Balloon animals SCORE 8
Accurate. SCORE 265
Coat rack SCORE 5
How to kill a mustache. SCORE 28
How to scare your neighbors this winter. SCORE 164
How I clean my room. SCORE 129
Whenever I’m in a bad mood at work. SCORE 166
I’ve found the rebel bass. SCORE 157
How to cheat in math class. SCORE 195
Whenever my teacher doesn’t give homework over the break. SCORE 219
Whenever my roommate eats my food. SCORE 220
Attack of the adorable SCORE 5
T-REX PROBLEMS SCORE 9
My neighbor’s 3 favorite films… SCORE 192
Girls on Facebook. SCORE 153
Bach vs. Douchebach. SCORE 87
Never argue with stupid people… SCORE 200
Introducing, Nap Time! SCORE 189
Black. SCORE 8
The last thing I want to do… SCORE 133
Perspective SCORE 14
The world’s largest tree. SCORE 32
Cats are jerks. SCORE 116
My laziness is exactly as the number 8. SCORE 205
Christmas tree problems SCORE 66
Pikachu used ‘push.’ It was super effective. SCORE 158
Accurate. SCORE 122
You’re doing it right. SCORE 343