WELL THEN SCORE 17
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Movie Magic SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 40
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
