Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I was mugged! SCORE 130
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
How is this possible? SCORE 277
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Run for your life SCORE 218
Because Reasons SCORE 224
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Bang! SCORE 194
My reaction if I saw the Tardis irl. SCORE 189
BROFIST SCORE -2
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Num num num num SCORE 5
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
step brothers SCORE 2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
