no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
a severe whalement SCORE 5
a true classic SCORE -9
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
*x-files theme plays* SCORE 22
well that’s just rude SCORE 19
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 45
where do i even start SCORE 22
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
main character energy SCORE 40
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
a+ sign SCORE 32
name that book SCORE 30
where do i apply SCORE 12
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
how am i even qualified for a job SCORE 21
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 29
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
that’s nuts SCORE -2
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
starting at $600 SCORE 13
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
getting good work done SCORE 23