Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Same thing… SCORE 21
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The Twortle SCORE 142
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
2pactopus SCORE 113
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Accurate. SCORE 146
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148