clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
no SCORE 23
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 37
muggle born SCORE 14
texagons SCORE 23
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
help, i woke up SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
