How writing works. SCORE 196
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Extremely hot. SCORE 222
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Wut? SCORE 156
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Peenut. SCORE 160
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
I pity the fool. SCORE 248
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Real life Bert. SCORE 91
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Do want. SCORE 212
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
Reasons I wash my hands. SCORE 103
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
